“You know, President Bush actually met the Pope at the airport? And that wasn’t easy because, you know, they don’t let you stop at the curb anymore. So, Bush had to keep circling, the Pope runs out and Bush is driving by. The Pope is trying to get him. Oh, it was a huge, huge, big deal.”
“President Bush also told the Pope that he has prayed every single day since he became president. Hey, since Bush became president, we’ve all prayed every single day.”
— Jay Leno
“But when he was getting on his flight in Rome, he was almost not allowed on the aircraft because he tried to bring on more than three ounces of holy water.”
— David Letterman
“This morning, Pope Benedict arrived in the United States. More than 10,000 people are on the waiting list to get into the Pope’s mass at Yankee Stadium on Sunday. That’s Hannah Montana big.”
— Jimmy Kimmel