‘Cause it’s good to have the writers back.
There’s some hope, though. According to the San Gabriel Tribune, because of the high price of crude, drilling for oil in LA is profitable. Once again, Los Angeles could see oil wells popping up all over the place. A lot of people say the oil wells would be an eyesore. But, they say not to worry because they’re going to disguise them as cell phone towers.
No, they say Los Angeles could become a major oil-producing region, just like the Middle East. Only, of course, more violent.
And the Department of Homeland Security deported 280,000 illegal immigrants last year. And listen to this. They’re getting tough. They’re threatening to deport them again this year.
Hey, I’ve been watching that John Adams miniseries on HBO. Boy, it’s really good. You know, it’s fun to see all the Founding Fathers. They’re all in it. John Adams, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, John McCain.
— Jay Leno
There’s a quiz that you can take to tell if your spouse is cheating. Question No. 1: Is your spouse a governor?
Vice President Dick Cheney. You know where he is right now? He’s in Baghdad. He visited there. While he was in Iraq, he said it’s a “successful endeavor.” At least I think that’s what he said. It was hard to hear over the explosions.
How about the economy? George Bush earlier today reassured the country about the economy. He said, “I’m on top of it,” and I said to myself, well, that’s good enough for me.
— David Letterman