Perhaps the best line of the day ever around here, first posted four years ago. (He’s seven now.)
While getting out of the car, the 3-year-old scooted into the driver’s seat. Told it was time to go, he replied, “Ok. I just wanted to call someone a jackass.”
That’s pretty funny, but I guess I learned at a different driving school.
I was taught that the guy in front of you is always an idiot and the guy behind you is always an asshole.
My soon to be three year old has started calling people “Stupid Idiot”. We assumed he got it at preschool but when they asked us about it I was stumped until I realized he’s getting it from the car. I decided to thank my lucky stars that that is the worst thing he’s picked up from the car.