Steve Johnson of the Chicago Tribune has found “the soon-to-be-propagated Rules” for the new Transportation Security Agency blog. The first three:
1. Commenters must arrive at the blog 45 minutes before attempting to post a comment.
2. Comments cannot last more than three paragraphs.
3. Comments that are longer than three paragraphs are subject to confiscation. For more on the handling of comments, see our post, “Why 1-Quart Zip-Loc Bags are Much More Secure than 1-Gallon Zip-Loc Bags.”
Johnson has more. He also has a funny item about spam here.