Reality TV

NewMexiKen has come up with a sure-fired idea for a new reality TV series. I don’t want to give too much away while I search for backers, but what I’m thinking is a combination of “Cops” and “Supernanny.” This supernanny will prowl high schools, movie theater lobbies and, of course, malls looking for unruly teenagers.

Big deal you say. Ah, yes, but here’s the attraction. Starring as the supernanny will be Javier Bardem in his Oscar-winning characterization of Anton Chigurh.