What with the pregnancy featured in the movie Juno, as a public service to my seven readers NewMexiKen is going to answer some common pregnancy-related questions.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.
I wouldn’t count on college, that’s when they move back in.