How about this John McCain? Whoa! My gosh. Doesn’t he look like the old guy at the barber shop?
McCain looks kind of like a Wal-Mart greeter.
McCain is the guy who is always early for the early bird special, that’s what he looks like.
McCain — he looks like a mall walker, ladies and gentlemen.
McCain looks like the guy at the supermarket who is confused by the automatic doors.
McCain looks like the uncle who pretends to remove his thumb.
David Letterman (who’s 60 himself)