Best snark of the day, so far

“It’s time to grow up and recognize that if we’re serious about this threat, we’ve got to take reasonable, measured but nevertheless determined steps to getting better security.” — Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff

“[Chertoff] frankly has as much credibility on telling people to ‘grow up’ as Geoffrey the Giraffe.” — Rep. Tom Reynolds, R-NY

Chertoff was defending rules effective January 31st requiring Americans to have a birth certificate or passport to re-enter the U.S. from Canada or Mexico.