Best line of the year, so far

Last month still has me reeling.  First I learn I may live forever.  Kurzweil has me truly believing.  Then I learn we’re all going to die in 2030.  That’s when Bill Joy suggests a bright but disgruntled teenager may have the ability to turn the biosphere to dust.
 
So do I floss or don’t I floss?

Andrew Tobias