Number 10: “To keep the budget balanced, I’ll rent the Situation Room for sweet sixteens”
Number 9: “I will double your tax money at the craps table”
Number 8: “Appoint Mitt Romney Secretary of Lookin’ Good”
Number 7: “If you bring a gator to the White House, I’ll wrassle it”
Number 6: “I’ll put Regis on the nickel”
Number 5: “I’ll rename the tenth month of the year ‘Barack-tober'”
Number 4: “I won’t let Apple release the new and improved iPod the day after you bought the previous model”
Number 3: “I’ll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece”
Number 2: “Pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear”
And the number one Barack Obama campaign promise:
“Three words: Vice President Oprah”
See the video of Obama reciting the Top Ten. Click on the little tiny camera under the title.