The three best lines of the day from one place, so far

“Huckabee Proposes to Replace Social Security With ‘Loaves and Fish’ Program”

“Clinton Campaign Accuses Obama of Sniffing Mimeograph Paper in Kindergarten”

“Mitchell Report Concludes Bush Should’ve Used Performance-Enhancing Drugs”

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