“Another prominent Republican has been caught in a gay sex scandal. This time it’s a state representative from the state of Washington, a man named Richard Curtis. He admitted to dressing up in women’s clothing, having sex with a guy twice in one night, but he says he’s not gay. … Fortunately, the other guy was. … Anyway, Representative Curtis resigned from office yesterday. Out of force of habit, Larry Craig’s wife is standing by him.”
— Jay Leno (before the strike)