Best comeback to a boss at a staff meeting line of the day, so far

Coach Lombardi to team at first meeting: “This is a football.”

Max McGee: “Not so fast, not so fast.”

McGee, the Green Bay receiver, died in a fall from the roof of his home yesterday at age 75. He was cleaning the roof of leaves — and let that be a lesson to us all: leave the leaves where they fall.

McGee scored the first touchdown in the first Super Bowl.

Tip from Jill.