Thanks to an item at Sideline Chatter, NewMexiKen learned that Steve Harvey’s The Bottom 10 (Colleges) is back. This is from last Thursday (follow the link to see the rankings):
On strike for 13 years, Bottom Ten selectors were so inspired by the miserable Fighting Rash of Notre Dame (0-3) that they put aside their grievances about press box hot dogs and went back to ranking the worst football teams in the nation.
Charlie Weis’ weaklings, to no one’s surprise, were rated No. 1, just ahead of the red-faced Orangemen of Syracuse (0-3). The teams could well meet in the postseason Woes Bowl, tentatively set for Flushing Meadows, N.Y.
The Bottom Ten is a set of rankings based on second-hand information, rumors, gossip and grudges. In other words, it is compiled in much the same manner as the top 10 rankings.
The Bottom Ten, by the way, should not be confused with the Big Ten, though both are composed of horrible teams.