As the we noted here a few days ago, as Jeff Foxworthy says: “If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.’”
Here’s two of the four examples from the Alibi Weblog (click to go read all four).
Father to group of kids outside of the Monkey Man booth: “You will hold hands or I will fuck you up!”
Mother to daughter at the petting zoo: “Janessaaaaaaaaaaaa … you think you know everything, but you’re just a little shit.”
Maybe this entry should be linked to your Parenting 101 post.
How not to be a parent is more like it.
Sheesh. If only these dumbasses could hear themselves! But they probably talk like that to everyone.
I did some serious people watching when we went to the fair. All I can say is, if I was visiting Albuquerque for the first time and ran into all of the people I saw at the fair, I’d never come back. What is up with all of the scuzzy people? Yikes!
So then… my “S” turns to me and says, “You know, for some reason, all of these people look really, really familiar to me.” I told her she should never say that out loud again. lol
Freaky.