So, how long before we hear the words: “If the tape ain’t admitted, he must be acquitted”?
Some other flotsam from O.J. Simpson’s arrest on suspicion of robbing some memorabilia dealers in a Las Vegas hotel room:
• NBC’s Jay Leno, on wildly differing accounts of what transpired: “Luckily, Patriots coach Bill Belichick was there and videotaped the whole thing.”
• Among the T-shirt offerings already available on eBay: “When O.J. goes to Vegas, he stays in Vegas.”
• ESPN’s Tony Kornheiser, during Monday night’s Eagles-Redskins game, on the state of the NFL: “The Packers are 2-0, the 49ers are 2-0, the Cowboys are 2-0, and O.J. is back in jail. It’s like we’re back in the mid-’90s again.”