3 thoughts on “9 Baseball Moments More Wretched Than Steroids”

  1. this is not the only time an avian has met with death in a sports arena, and i do not refer to my state’s long history of cockfighting.

    i recall the release of many white doves at the opening ceremonies of one of the olympics. it was AT NIGHT for shits sake, and the diurnal doves flew helplessly in blindness trying to find a place to land or a way out of the stadium, leading many of them to fly directly into the torch of freedom or whatever the fuck it was called, where they were incinerated.

    because the recipients have customarily injured themselves in one way or another, nobody saw fit to nominate the producer of that extravaganza for a darwin award.

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