Harper’s Magazine has a series of brief essays on Undoing Bush: how to repair eight years of sabotage, bungling, and neglect.
YouTube has Jay Leno’s post-jail interview with Paris.
Another video, this of the
Out in Left Field takes her kids to Charles Edward Fromage. You know, Chuck E. Cheese. (A place NewMexiKen went once.) “‘Come on,’ I mumble, taking him by the hand and letting him know in no uncertain terms that he’s a pain in the ass. But that I love him anyway.”
And I know, at some level this isn’t funny, but … From The Onion, After 5 Years In U.S., Terrorist Cell Too Complacent To Carry Out Attack:
“We remain wholly committed to the destruction of America, the Great Satan,” al-Sharif said. “But now is not a good time for us. The season finale of Lost was such a cliff- hanger that we have to at least catch the first episode of the new season. After that, though, death to the infidels.”
“Probably,” added al-Sharif, who noted that his nearly $6,000 in credit-card debt from recent purchases of a 52-inch HDTV and a backyard gas grill prevents him from buying needed materials for the attack.
Try the 20Q Pocket Game Demo. NewMexiKen has the real thing and it is pretty amazing at guessing objects if you answer correctly.
Do you think Fiona Apple would be as successful if she went by her birth name Fiona Maggart?
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