“Last night, CNN hosted the second in a series of infinite Democratic debates. Most people feel candidates should get more time to answer the questions than contestants on ‘Deal or No Deal’ get. What is with the raising the hand thing? From now on the only question candidates can answer by raising their hands should be ‘Are you happy?’ and ‘Do you know it?'”
— Jon Stewart
“Speaking of threats to public safety, I don’t know if you watched the Democratic presidential debate last night — I didn’t. But I assume I would have been really impressed with the way Hillary, Obama, and Edwards cemented their status as front runners; Gravel said something batshit crazy; Richardson talked about New Mexico; Biden said you can’t ship Richardson back to Mexico; and Kucinich called for the deployment of an all-butterfly army.”
— Stephen Colbert