I’d sworn to myself that I wouldn’t have any more stuff about P.H., but some of Tommy Chong on The Colbert Report is pretty funny.
By the way, during all the “health” issues last week, did anyone mention that Ms. Hilton just maybe was going through drug and alcohol withdrawal? If so, I didn’t see or read about it.
Although I suppose it’s not as if the L.A. County Jail is a drug free zone.
Video via Crooks and Liars.
Elsewhere, the best Paris Hilton-related line of the day, so far:
This guy [Dr. Steven Hoefflin who saw Paris Hilton while she was at home last week] used to be Michael Jackson’s former plastic surgeon and has also done work on Sylvester Stallone, Joan Rivers, and Janet Jackson. So really, he’s less of a doctor, and more of a guy with a scalpel who has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. I really have no idea why Paris would be seeing him, since you’d get about the same quality of work from a blender.