From McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. Here’s the first one:
Dear Editor:
I read with particular delight your April feature on monkeys, a topic for which I must confess I have an inexhaustible enthusiasm. The story’s illustrations were both whimsical and touching. (I especially enjoyed one monkey’s difficulty with a party hat!) Please keep the monkey stories coming!
Mackenzie Stephenson
Age 18 months
Toledo, Ohio