“President Bush met with the Pope this weekend and he made a mistake, because instead of calling the Pope ‘your holiness,’ Bush called him ‘sir.’ Then, instead of kissing the Pope’s ring, Bush went for a high five and said, ‘Up top Popey.'”
“Last week when President Bush was in Albania, they named a street after him. During the street naming ceremony, Bush told the Albanians, ‘I am honored to be standing here on Lame Duck Boulevard'”
Conan O’Brien (Jay Leno said it was “a dead end street”.)
“President Bush made a stop in Albania on Sunday. Unlike just about every other place he’s ever been, they really like him there. They love him. They mobbed the president, and he ate it up. The only problem is that they may have also stolen his watch. … Today the White House said the president’s watch was not stolen. They said he took it off before he started shaking hands, which means there are two possibilities. Either … Albanians stole the president’s watch, or the president took off his watch because he doesn’t trust Albanians. Neither scenario paints a particularly rosy picture of Albanian-American relations.”
Jimmy Kimmel