NYU chick: I found out I didn’t have AIDS… I went to Whole Foods… It was a good day.
–27th & Park
NYU chick: Yeah, we almost broke up like four or five times, so I think that’s indicative that we’re happy together.
–Bowery & Canal
Queer student: I don’t really have a problem with incest, but in my family there aren’t many lookers.
–NYU Silver Center
Tourist girl to friend, looking at hall of fame pictures on wall: Leo-nard… Bern-stein… Oh, that’s the guy who wrote The Berenstain Bears.
–Gershwin Theatre