Best sports line of the day, so far

“You can’t blame [the NBA] for the Stoudemire-Diaw suspensions because they correctly interpreted a stupid, idiotic, foolish, moronic, brainless, unintelligent, foolhardy, imprudent, thoughtless, obtuse and thickheaded rule.”

Bill Simmons, who adds: “What kind of league penalizes someone for reacting like a good teammate after his franchise player just got decked?”

Follow the link if only to read the Dave Cowens story about two-thirds of the way down.