[94] BILL RICHARDSON
DarkhorseChubby presidential candidate has repped the USA in negotiations with some of the world’s scariest and weirdest dictators. Which, unfortunately, leaves the triple-chinned hopeful with precious little time for the treadmill. Chances may improve if he stays hungry — or if he accidentally eats the rest of the Democratic field onstage during the first debate.
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You know, Judi and I were talking about this just the other day. Richardson’s not really all that fat (stand him beside many of the middle-aged white guys in power, and he looks downright svelte) — he just has a massive freaking FACE. His face is the face of a much fatter man.