Pearl

You’ve seen the Will Ferrell video, right? Here’s more from Pearl.

How old are you, Pearl?

I 2 years old. But when I wear my Dora shirt I look one-and-a-half.

What are some of your favorite things to do when you not hassling people for the rent?

I like to put my hands in the fountain. I watch Wonderpets. I like to buy old houses and flip them for a profit so I can buy boxes of Gallo wine.

Are you always so angry?

Will Ferrell no pay rent. I want my money. That’s why I mad.

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