Better Save the ‘Two Washingtons’ Story for Tomorrow

Clerk: Sir, you need to fill out a customs form for that.

Man: What? Why? This is in America.

Clerk: Sir, it’s North America, but Oregon is not in the US.

Man: Yes, it is. It’s in the northwest.

Clerk: Really? Are you sure? Oh.

–Post office, 99 Macombs Pl

Overheard in New York.

Don’t even get me started on New Mexico USA.