But could they dunk?

Back at the game, the halftime show was a big hit. Two male performers from one of the shows in town [Las Vegas] – the Bracket missed which one, but probably could not spell it anyway – walked solemly to center court wearing tight pants and no shirts. To the Bracket, that was daring enough. But they thrilled the crowd with several uncomprehensible feats of strength. The smaller man did a one-armed hand stand on top of the bald head of the other, did a slow motion dip and performed a slow 360-degree turn while his body was parallel to the floor. Then the smaller man, feet in the air, rested the back of his neck on the back of the other man’s neck, who was standing. Take a moment to picture that. With no hands, the big man knelt down on the court, looking as if he had an upside-down guy Velcroed to the back of his neck. The Brigham Young cheerleaders watched from the sideline, mouths agape. When they came out and the female cheerleaders were lifted into the air by their male counterparts, it suddenly didn’t seem so special.

The Bracket – March Madness