Best line of the day, so far

“Someone needs to open a combination shooting range and yoga studio.”

New gun enthusiast Patton Oswalt writing in The New York Times Sunday Magazine. He goes on to say:

“I believe in sustainable agriculture. I support gay marriage. I think war is a failure of diplomacy, logic and leadership. I’m embarrassed by the fact that it’s 2007 and my country is debating evolution. Pot should be legal. I dream of a world where punches are made of flowers.

“And, it turns out, I love guns.”

Thanks to Veronica for the pointer.

One thought on “Best line of the day, so far”

  1. I would be remiss if I didn’t point out that Patton Oswalt is William and Mary, class of 1991.

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