Best line of the day, so far

“Some people might say this was a victimless crime, but I think that depends on whether the perpetrator has recently broken up with a girlfriend. If so, I would say she’s not too happy about this development. It’s one thing to lose your guy to a cheerleader, but it really has to sting when you lose your guy to road kill.”

From Scott Adams at The Dilbert Blog, which has more on the Wisconsin case, all of it sick and all of it funny.