Actually, I Was in Great Expectations with Robert De Niro, Who Was in Sleepers with Kevin Bacon

Hispanic teen chick: Anyone ever tell you you look like Kevin Bacon?

Ethan Hawke: Yeah… Haha… Uhhh…

–Diner, Abingdon Square

Overheard in New York.

Once again, the above as much for their headline as the item itself. I thought this one was cute:

Little boy #1: I wish dinosaurs lived in Central Park.
Little boy #2: Dinosaurs aren’t real — they’re from the TV.
Little boy #3: Dinosaurs are real, they just live on other planets.
Little boy #2: Like Pluto!
Little boy #1: Pluto isn’t a planet anymore. The scientists blowed it up.

–M86 bus