December 7th is the birthday

… of Eli Wallach. Tuco is 91. “Hey Blondie, do you know what you are? You’re a stinking son of a….” [Theme starts.]

… of Ellen Burstyn. Alice is 74. Ms. Burstyn has been nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actress five times, winning for Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore in 1975. She was also nominated for Best Actress in a Supporting Role for The Last Picture Show.

… of Johnny Bench. The Hall of Fame catcher is 59.

… of Larry Bird. The Basketball Hall of Famer is 50.

… of T.O., Terrell Owens. He’s 33, but no more mature than he was at 9.