“Louisiana Congressman Bill Jefferson — the one who got caught with $90,000 in bribe money hidden in his freezer — is running an ad saying he has never taken a bribe from anyone. And you can tell he’s trying to put a good spin on it — he said he put the money in his freezer to protect it from global warming.”
Jay Leno [Jefferson is in a run-off election.]
“The popular toy this Christmas is the new doll – the Heckle Me Kramer.”
David Letterman
Like I wrote in the headline, “Chuckles,” not laughs.