President Bush and first lady Laura Bush were moved to an armored vehicle on their ranch Friday when a tornado warning was issued in central Texas, the White House said.The vehicle was driven to a tornado shelter on the ranch, and the president, Mrs. Bush and their two dogs sat inside until the weather cleared, deputy White House press secretary Scott Stanzel said. They were never moved into the shelter, he said.
Reached for comment, President Bush was quoted as saying, “Dagnabbit I was hopin’ for a ternadah. Them things leave me all kinds of brush that needs clearing.”
Also reached for comment, the troops said, “He’s got an armored vehicle? What the fuck?”
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And he sat there in his armored vehicle versus actually getting into the shelter. What a nimrod.
I was reading another site and they took it back to when Bush was in hiding after the 9/11 attack. A spokesperson was quoted as saying something to the effect of, not to worry, the president is in a safe place. A congressman was overheard saying something to the effect of, we don’t need her telling us he’s safe; we need him telling the nation that America is safe!
Amen!
Worst president ever… chickenbuttinhisarmoredvehicle.