“How about that Heisman Trophy winner, Troy Smith, from Ohio State, huh? You know, he was taking his Heisman Trophy home with him and they wouldn’t let him through airport security. Yeah, we can’t get Bin Laden, but we’ve got the Heisman, by God.” — David Letterman
Sometimes NewMexiKen realizes just how screwed up everything is and I just want to cry. But, of course, I don’t cry because I’m a man, and even if I did go to the ballet I don’t want you to think I’ll be weeping over everything.