Man: All I’m saying is that if Jesus was beautiful on the inside, he was beautiful on the outside, so I know he had ladies looking at him.
Bimbette #1: Well, I know everything began in Africa.
Bimbette #2: That’s right. You know they have the indentation in Africa where the devil landed? They built a church over it to try to make it holy. I saw it on The Exorcist.
–4 train
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I have a friend who gave up Catholocism because it was unbelievable. Last time we got together he explained that the pyramids had been build by outer space aliens and that all the leftover equipment and construction mess was hidden under the Antarctic ice cap. He was serious.
It will probably not surprise you to know that he’s an actor.