“To put it delicately, Kevin’s piñata is woefully short of candy.”
Dan Neil referring, of course, to Kevin Federline.
Neil continues, “And yet, that’s how this worthless-hubby, canceled-credit-card, Malibu train wreck narrative plays out, right? It’s K-Fed, David Gest, Ike Turner and Bobby Brown playin’ Texas hold ’em in celebrity man-mooch heaven.”
Oh, BTW, it’s also a great review of the redesigned Acura MDX.