Best line of the day, so far

“It’s time for Brit to do something scandalous to propel herself up from her current status as diminished-and-irrelevant-former-teen-confection to grown-up, Indian casino headliner.”

FunctionalAmbivalent commenting on Britney Spears’s alleged porn tape. F/A says “It’s hard to tell if it’s really her, and I’ve watched it a couple of hundred times.”