“Last night, while I was scanning through my radio dial looking for a repeat broadcast of the Rush Limbaugh Show …”
— Jesus’ General, whose throwaway lines are often treats. Here’s the crux of his letter:
Instead, it was you talking about Referred Measure 6, the South Dakota initiative that would have enacted the Only Good Christian Virgins Who Have Been Brutally Raped Can Get Abortions Law your legislature passed last Spring.
It was a good interview. You handled yourself very well, especially when you explained the measure’s failure by noting that its supporters were too stupid to understand that they should vote “yes” rather than no. I thought that was a very astute observation. Far too often, we forget to tell supporters that our compelled childbirth measures won’t pass if they vote against them.