None of Me

Poor Annette, she checked her name at How Many of Me and she doesn’t exist.

Here’s some background:

Q: How accurate is this program?

A: More accurate than a Magic 8-ball. Less accurate than distributing and collecting 300 million surveys.

Q: No, really. How accurate?

A: Well, it’s hard to say. In order to determine how accurate this program is, we would need a program that was completely accurate for comparison purposes. If we had a program that was completely accurate, we’d use that program instead of this one. At that point, discovering how accurate this program is would no longer be worth the effort. Therefore, we can fairly confidently say that it is impossible to determine how accurate this program is. (Confused? We’re just warming up.)

In our completely non-expert opinion, we say that the program gives a decent ballpark estimate, but it shouldn’t be used for anything more than that.

There’s more at Accuracy of HowManyofMe.com.

Some members of my family don’t exist either.