“Down in Washington, President Bush has approved a plan to build a 700 mile fence on a portion of the Mexican border. He said he also knows where he can find some cheap labor to build it.”
“A long fence on the border. Something like this I just hope Halliburton can get some money out of the deal. Be nice to see something go their way for a change.”
— David Letterman
Like Bush planned to fund the Iraq war with the oil he confiscated, he has another novel idea on how to fund the fence…Tourism!
http://joecrubaugh.com/blog/2006/10/26/bush-on-the-fence/