I Would Pick Oxygen

Dork #1: So what’s your favorite element?

Dork #2: Ummm… I guess rhodium.

Dork #1: Rhodium, huh? Mine’s osmium. Why wouldn’t you pick chromium or cobalt?

Dork #2: I’m not sure. I just like rhodium.

–Madison Square Park

— Overheard in New York

NewMexiKen is partial to oxygen, especially in combination with nitrogen.