Best Mel Gibson line, so far

“As you may have heard, Mel Gibson was arrested in Malibu on a DUI. I don’t know what he was drinking but I think you can rule out Manischewitz.”

Jay Leno, who went on to add:

“Police said today that they found a bottle of tequila in Mel’s Lexus. So let’s sum up what happened here: Mel Gibson, who grew up in Australia, was drinking alcohol from Mexico in his Japanese car while yelling about the Jews in Israel. You know where he was coming from? A Thai restaurant. Welcome to America.”