“Santorum got excited because he finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2 to 4 years.”
Crooks and Liars Stupid Santorum Jokes
Another (from the comments):
Q: What would Rick Santorum say if you asked him if his turn signal is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
[First posted here a year ago.]