Sorry, wrong number

Man: It was nice to meet you. Now will you shake my hand?

Little boy: No.

Man: Why not?

Little boy: Because she gave you her number, but she already has a boyfriend! I don’t like that.

Woman: Shut up. That’s not true.

Little boy: If it isn’t, then why did it say “Jason and Trish, together forever” on your phone, when I turned it on right now?

Woman: Together forever, my ass; now shut up!

–Q37 bus, Liberty Ave

Overheard in New York