Best lines of last night, so far

“President Bush went to Iraq to boost the new government. That shows how rough the situation is in Iraq when a guy with a 30% approval rating stops by to give you a boost.”

“Ann Coulter is going to be on the show tomorrow night. Security is very tight. In fact, there is even restricted airspace over the studio. Her people are afraid that Dorothy’s house could drop on her.”

Jay Leno

One thought on “Best lines of last night, so far”

  1. Ordinarily, I don’t think Leno is very funny. But his jokes are pretty funny on paper, so maybe I have a problem with his delivery? In any case – I thought the one about Coulter was pretty funny.

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