“Father’s Day of course is this Sunday. Or as Monaco’s Prince Albert calls it, ‘The scariest day of the year.'”
“As you may have heard, Prince Albert of Monaco, son of Grace Kelly and Prince Rainier, has admitted to fathering another child out of wedlock. You heard of Prince Albert in a can. How about Prince Albert in a condom. Why don’t we try that?”
“He’s got a bunch of illegitimate kids and he did it the hard way. Without an NBA franchise.”
Jay Leno