Best conversation of the day, so far

Woman: Who do you think would win a fight between Ann Coulter and Maureen Dowd?

Man: A fight?

Woman: Yeah, you know, a death match.

Man: I’m gonna go with Ann Coulter.

Woman: You think? They both wear long, spikey heels. They could put each other’s eyes out pretty fast.

Man: But Ann Coulter would be like, “Rock on, I’m in a death cage!” And Maureen Dowd would be like, “Wait, what am I doing in a death cage?”

–Alt.Coffee, Avenue A

Overheard in New York