Girl #1: So the entire time i’m watching this movie, I’m like, what is the Holy Grail? They never explain what it is. And I’m thinking it’s probably like, some kind of trophy or something…? Like maybe a fashion trophy…? Or something…?
Girl #2: Uh huh.
Girl #1: Yeah but no, it turns it out it actually has to do with like, Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene or something.
Girl #2: So it was like… Jesus’s trophy?
–H&M dressing room, 5th Ave
And just in case the NewMexiken reading public is not hip to the NYC fashion scene…H&M is a trendy clothing store selling really super tight clothes and fake fur and big jewelry and other such items to girls under 30. Ok, so maybe I bought a t-shirt there last year, but that doesn’t count.