Good ones last night from Jay Leno:
“The price of gas is getting so high, this morning I saw Patrick Kennedy and Rush Limbaugh carpooling to rehab together. You never see that.”
“More problems for Congressman Patrick Kennedy after his car accident. According to the police reports he acted disoriented and his speech was slurred. Today he was charged for impersonating Paula Abdul.”
“In recent memory, only four presidents have had lower approval ratings. The president of Exxon. The president of Chevron. The president of Texaco. …”